The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Mary-Louise Parker gets naked-like for Esquire

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:00:00 -0500

Here's Mary-Louise Parker making my Esquire subscription worth every damn penny in the August issue. Now, I don't want to be one of those chauvinistic guys who says a woman's place is in the kitchen, but this is definitely... ...read full story

Megan Fox's ass is awesome and other news

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:45:00 -0500

- Artie Lange was busted for DUI this afternoon. Wow. It took that long to pick this guy up for driving under the influence? Was the officer feeling lazy today or something? "Hmm... One ticket short. What's Artie Lange... ...read full story

Kendra Wilkinson in a bikini

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:45:00 -0500

Because it's apparently Pregnant Chicks in Bikinis Day on The Superficial, here's newlywed Kendra Wilkinson in St. Lucia. I'd like to think I'm a better person for posting women engaged in the beautiful miracle of reproduction instead of the... ...read full story

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson in The Most Awesome Interview Ever

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Above is probably the most randomly awkward interview I've ever seen in my life. It features an unsuspecting Heather Nichols from CagePotato.com getting explicitly dry-humped by UFC fighter Quinton "Rampage" Jackson. Who continues to answer question ...read full story

Kim Kardashian is a superstar. Kind of.

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:15:00 -0500

Kim Kardashian hosted the Three Olives Vodka Bubble Launch Party at Greenhouse in SoHo last night, and just looking at her guest list is a strong indicator of Kim's "star power." C'mon, she invited such powerhouses as her own... ...read full story

Lily Allen must hate shirts

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Lily Allen continues her war on shirts by posing topless in the August issue of i-D Magazine and also wears a panda costume. So, furries, this one's for you. You strange, strange people who better not fill up my... ...read full story

UPDATE: Justin Timberlake up for Green Lantern

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:15:00 -0500

The Hollywood Reporter claims Warner Bros. has narrowed down the casting for their next superhero tentpole Green Lantern down to three candidates and, somehow, Justin Timberlake is one of them. Via I Watch Stuff: Warners has spent the past... ...read full story

Britney Spears converting to Judaism?

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:30:00 -0500

Britney Spears might be converting to Judaism for her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick, according to The Sun: The singer has been spotted wearing a necklace with the Star of David symbol on during her world tour. She has even recruited... ...read full story

Laetitia Casta might be pregnant

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:15:00 -0500

What better way to start a Friday morning? Here's French supermodel Laetitia Casta in Tuscany yesterday. Don't ask me what compelled me to post these, but I'm pretty sure I just cut my readership in half. Or doubled it...... ...read full story

Carmen Electra goes topless for Vegas show

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:25:00 -0500

Here's Carmen Electra performing topless in the The Crazy Horse Paris Show debut last night, and I really don't think I need to explain why I'm posting this. But just to be safe, it's because I'm the Jesus of... ...read full story

Brooke Hogan lumbers about and other news

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:15:00 -0500

- Hayden Panettiere does Details magazine yet doesn't flash her panties which officially proves Emma Watson is the improved model of cyborgs sent from the future to harness my love. [Pink is the New Blog] - Gwyneth Paltrow claims... ...read full story

Stephanie Pratt in a swim.. thing

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Sorry for the late start, folks. Whatever wizardry that lets me post to the site decided to shit the bed this morning, so here's Stephanie Pratt in San Diego yesterday wearing some sort of swimwear. If it's supposed to... ...read full story

Lindsay Lohan knows how to do a B&E

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:30:00 -0500

Lindsay Lohan, or "Skulls O'Grady" as she'll now be called, locked herself out of Samantha Ronson's house last night and eventually broke in. But not before calling a locksmith who she refused to pay, according to The Sun: The... ...read full story

Emma Watson talks wardrobe malfunctions on Letterman

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:30:00 -0500

Emma Watson stopped by The Late Show last night where Dave brought up her "wardrobe malfunction" at the Tuesday premiere of Harry Potter which she handled nicely. Now, how is it that Emma, who's the exact same age as... ...read full story

Demi Moore in a bikini

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:30:00 -0500

These are shots of Demi Moore vacationing in the Caribbean on Monday and anyone else think her face looks like Olive Oyl from Popeye in the second shot? Don't get me wrong, she has the best body every dime... ...read full story